Tuesday, February 26, 2008

peanut, get out!

I am issuing 8 day notice for EVICTION. Tenant will have 8 days in which s/he can either gather his/her belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, s/he will be physically removed from the property.

Tennant is being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

After 8 days from this day that s/he doesn’t comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.

12 comments:

Kathy said...

don't make Peanut mad, she'll only want to stay in there even longer.

Y Garcia-Smith said...

that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time!!! Hang in there... )

jr_michels said...

Ha....that was great! Where did you find that? Very funny... I can't wait to see photos of the new baby. You are going to be an awesome mother.

AJ said...
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AJ said...

That is hilarious! It needs to mention something about permanent damages though. I know that personally, my ass is never getting smaller from my 'tenants!'

I still think she's staying in there until Sunday!

Laura said...

Too funny! Sorry Alanna, she wants to share my birthday with me. Only 11 more days! :)

lambrina said...

THAT was the funniest post EVER.

Also, why does everyone think HE is a SHE??

Amy said...

I agree with lambrina, why does everyone think that peanut is a girl?? Do they know something we don't

Baby Love said...

Hehee! That was really good! Talk about permanent damage-I don't think I will ever recover!

Peanut is just happy with the pleasant accomodations that you have provided these 9 months!

Hang in there! You are doing awesome!

Laura said...

Stalk, stalk, stalk! Peanut, our birthday will be here soon!

mel_fitz said...

I have a feeling your tenant isn't going to be out till the bitter end...

Diana said...

Don't force Peanut. H/she'll make your life HELL!!