I am swiffering this morning and keep seeing these little dried spots on the floor. Where did they come from?
And then I realize - they are from me. I have dripped breast milk all over my house.
*to clarify - I can't stand to wear a bra at night, so that means no pads. As soon as I pick Gerald up, I am ready for him to eat, but we have to walk into the living room first. So there is a distinct trail from my room down the hall to the living room.