Remember Zippy the wonder pig? She's still hanging around, still flinging poo's out of her house and onto the floor.
Remember Gerald the amazing boy-baby? He's gotten really good at picking up puffs and feeding them to himself.
I am hyper-vigilant about pig poo's on the floor. I can hear them hit the floor from across the house and I am on them like white on rice. But this morning I missed one. I was making toast, the poo must have hit the floor at the exact instant the toaster popped. I turned around and saw Gerald chewing something. I knew what I would find.
Yes, my perfectwonderfulamazing child was eating a pig poo.
Grossest moment of my life.