Monday, February 08, 2010

dokcet, docket

Some mornings, the public docket is my favorite thing to read:

"An inebriated man was arrested for disorderly conduct Sunday morning after he fell into a wall and rolled down a snowbank at Meijer. He believed aliens were after him and that all the people who had been with him earlier had been killed."


Classic.

5 comments:

Danielle Michelle said...

Always good for a laugh! Love the belly pic!

Kathy said...

yea, you gotta watch out for those aliens...or alcohol

Laura said...

If I just had a nickle for every time...

Kathy said...

In Toledo a strip club hosts 'Lap dances for Haiti'

Diana said...

Sounds like he was WAY more than inebriated!!