The roof* did not fall in on me. It was much more tragic than that - our internet was out for almost an entire week. EEEKKK!
There was, in the IT guy's words, "some major mechanical issues on our line." So major, that while on the phone with either J or me, he routinely muttered under his breath "This is SO not good." I kept picturing IT guy on the other end of the line with big sweaty armpit stains, HA! I had the option of using a dial-up connection that is reserved for occasions just like these, but I decided not to frustrate myself, and just left the computer off instead.
Now you must excuse me, I have lots o' blogs to stalk :)
*J wanted me to let you all know that our roof is in no danger of actually falling in. I guess I was just hearing ice melting and sliding around, not the actual roof doing a shimmy-shake.