So I sat at the kitchen table for a minute and then looked to my right.

AAAAAHHHHH!
Vile vertical blinds. Almost enough to distract you from the intensely ugly light fixture.
Almost.
In case you missed the amazing pattern, here it is:

Awsomesauce. For real.
So, I really want to rip them down but I am unsure of what to hang in their place.
Normally I would just pick out a rod and hang some drapes, but there is very little space (maybe 4 inches) between the right side of the sliding glass door and the kitchen cabinets...so the drapes all need to stack on the left side in order for the door to be functional. And it must be functional, it leads to the deck, which leahttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifds to the hot tub (and the swing set, which is not as important because I don't drink margaritas on the swings).
So help me out! Do you know of any curtain rods that don't need a center support? Or a super awesome idea which doesn't include vertical blinds?
How about some other ideas for my kitchen? I'm all ears!
Thanks!
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