Monday, February 08, 2010

dokcet, docket

Some mornings, the public docket is my favorite thing to read:

"An inebriated man was arrested for disorderly conduct Sunday morning after he fell into a wall and rolled down a snowbank at Meijer. He believed aliens were after him and that all the people who had been with him earlier had been killed."

Classic.
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5 comments:

  1. Danielle Michelle2/08/2010 12:15 PM

    Always good for a laugh! Love the belly pic!

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  2. Unknown2/08/2010 12:44 PM

    yea, you gotta watch out for those aliens...or alcohol

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  3. Laura2/08/2010 1:03 PM

    If I just had a nickle for every time...

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  4. Unknown2/08/2010 5:33 PM

    In Toledo a strip club hosts 'Lap dances for Haiti'

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  5. Diana2/09/2010 10:22 AM

    Sounds like he was WAY more than inebriated!!

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