Remember Zippy the wonder pig? She's still hanging around, still flinging poo's out of her house and onto the floor.
Remember Gerald the amazing boy-baby? He's gotten really good at picking up puffs and feeding them to himself.
I am hyper-vigilant about pig poo's on the floor. I can hear them hit the floor from across the house and I am on them like white on rice. But this morning I missed one. I was making toast, the poo must have hit the floor at the exact instant the toaster popped. I turned around and saw Gerald chewing something. I knew what I would find.
Yes, my perfectwonderfulamazing child was eating a pig poo.
Grossest moment of my life.
Lord help that child.
ReplyDeleteThat's one to write in his baby book, and tell his first girlfriend:)
ReplyDeleteI am sorry but I don't think this is the only time he is going to gross you out. Grossest moment for a moment.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the mothers of children that have consumed pig poop club. We're a rare breed.
ReplyDeletedo you really have a house pig?? i had one too! ur the first person i have kinda known to also have a pet pig!
ReplyDeleteWhen the heck did you get a pig?
ReplyDeleteWhen the heck did you get a pig?
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